The Missal

So early this morning my wife gets up to go to the bathroom.  When she comes back to the bedroom she acts like she’s going to get dressed rather than get back under the covers.

So I pulled the sheets back and told her, “Woman, get your big black butt back in this bed. It’s cold and I wanna cuddle!

She punched me in the stomach (like my daughter often does) and said, “That’s rude!

Well, I don’t like being called rude. So I told her, “Well, I was gonna make you eggs and grits with real honey butter for breakfast, but just for that I’m gonna use margarine instead! Because two can play at this game missy”

Nah, I’m just kidding. I used real honey butter anyway. You gotta keep your woman satisfied. Lol!

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