HER WISE IMPERFECTIONS

I know the Queen’s Own Good English. I almost never use it.
I’m like Shakespeare – not only is perfect English perfectly boring as hell, but no-one will ever remember a word of it except in textbooks. And nobody ever remembers textbooks.
There is no poetry in perfect English. I love the English language, but not for her odd perfections, it is her constant and willful imperfections that make her beautiful, witty, and wise.

DO YOU KNOW ENGLISH?

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE TOTALLY USELESS…

Novelist? Novelist…

And here I thought I was maybe a real artist and all I got was bloody novelist…

What Kind Of Artist Are You?

http://quizsocial.com/what-kind-of-artist-are-you/your-result-1/

…ephemeral beauty, eh? Lol.